3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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