Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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