alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Its about making memories worth repressing
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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