whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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