I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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