How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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