A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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