i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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