What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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