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(207): View more from Maine

Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.

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(703): View more from Virginia

he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies

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and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"

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(919): View more from North Carolina

just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe

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(910): View more from North Carolina

she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.

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(785): View more from Kansas

One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know

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(971): View more from Oregon

Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?

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(917): View more from New York City

dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked

(646): View more from New York

oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now

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