maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
