It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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