It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
this just has baby written all over it
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Randomize