were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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