Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
