I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize