Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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