My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I smell stomach acid.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She needs sedatives and a leash
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
