if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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