He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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