the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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