You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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