i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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