you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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