My nipple is on Facebook.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Screwed.edu
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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