Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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