I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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