let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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