carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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