HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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