This is not my ceiling
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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