forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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