I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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