Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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