tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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