Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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