Too much gin, very little bucket
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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