I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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