puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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