i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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