He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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