youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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