I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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