you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My penis needs a shock collar
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Randomize
