I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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