I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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