Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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