i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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