I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
