Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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