no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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