He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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