We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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