Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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