i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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